There was a time I never thought I'd see the day, but we're officially a month into the Biden Presidency, and everything seems to be operating smoothly!
When the Donald Trump Campaign began gaining momentum, I became gravely concerned about our future. What initially appeared to be a troubling turn of events then suddenly took on a positive aspect, as we were able to take control of Donald Trump's psyche through post-hypnotic suggestion in the mass media. Needless to say, these past four years have been a rollercoaster!
Never did we imagine back then that our ability to control the President's campaign would extend beyond the campaign, beyond the 2020 election loss -- much less that such a thing would be possible after Trump perished at St. Martin in Hurricane Irma, forcing us into a compromise we had earlier hoped would not be necessary, and which led to replacing Trump with numerous body doubles attenuated to the same covert channels of manipulation via ubiquitous media messaging.
While the situation undoubtedly became increasingly erratic during the final days of our control over Trump's public persona -- as can be expected, given that it was actually constructed from the slightly divergent makeup and conditioning of several Trump doubles psychologically primed to take cues embedded in Twitter and Fox -- we have arrived at an admirably satisfactory state of affairs. Trump's public persona has been entirely shut off now that it no longer necessary.
With Joe Biden in the Oval Office, we can use him to neutralize leftist opposition to our program and to serve as a lightening rod for right-wing emotional agitation, while we continue working to ensure our control behind the curtain remains unperturbed.
Although Joe Biden is not so weak-minded as Trump as to serve as a legitimate target for us to attempt controlling his psyche through coordinated neuro-linguistic programming among our controlled media affiliates, the eagerness of Biden supporters to move on after the Trump years will give us an influential mass by which we can pressure Biden in other ways.
President Biden -- who frequently bragged about his authorship role in the PATRIOT Act's first draft -- will inherit a surveillance system made nominally palatable by the "contact tracing" and COVID surveillance, full home monitoring via remote work and school, and the vaccine as a test of who does and doesn't translate influence into action.
These past few years represent a great advance in the sciences of prediction and control, for which we will find new markets going forward, as we approach the singularity, and prepare for our light body ascension. As we work with Central Command to unlock all the potential Planet Earth has to offer, let us take a moment to celebrate this planet's official Welcoming to Mars, as we see the first lifting of Earth's quarantine, which will pay dividends far into the future!
